January 2011
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December 2010
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I know its old...but its like heroin. If you arent... →
November 2010
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September 2010
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August 2010
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Stan Badger - topless dance with creepy ballie.
Cape Town training
July 2010
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June 2010
14 posts
yann is scum →
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Dane Reynolds - futurism for the uninspired (my... →
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Bugara Bird Seed (Kalvyn I farted right in your...
The Bird Man (Tony Hawk) and Kevin Staab were out at the Indigo Skate Camp yesterday. It was a Laureus Sports Fund gig! Even SABC 3 News was there to cover the story! And big ups to Dallas and Laureus because skating is a big part of transformation for the kids in that area. Those cats also threw down some Woolworths catering which is always welcome by the foraging Goat and his friends.
MURTH...
2 boiled eggs and two slices of toast
KC and Slade-O have got it dialled. They sit in front of the life guard shack and surf all day long. Casey lives on 2 boiled eggs (R3.00) and 2 slices of toast (R1.00) from his ‘secret breakfast spot’ and sucks on chocolate eclairs for desert. His new blonde haircut (straight to DVD) is kiff. But here’s the scam - if you order the combo deal Beach Breakfast (2 eggs and 2 slices...
weddings and butcheries
From time to time I do a little bit of anti-counterfiet work. I’ve also been creeping it up at weddings. Me and Oom Slang hit down the Nigis and confiscate fake DC merch. I go by the name Red Fart and the Nigis are scared of me because I am so pale. They think I am sort sort of Nigi Omen. Rad!
Once we’ve confiscated the fake stuff - we head down to The Sanchez Twins Butchery and cut...
May 2010
33 posts
Rejuvenation
If you are over worked and can never seem to get the stoke back;
Grab an Al Merrick 5`4 ”pod” and head north towards King Shaka Airport. Hang a couple rights, wax up and paddle out. Get blown out of a 5ft mud box and continue to get shacked for another 3hrs. Go in, dry up, stroll across the road to the nearest watering hole. Smash 2 peroni draughts and a styvy red while listening to...