If you are over worked and can never seem to get the stoke back;

 Grab an Al Merrick 5`4 ”pod” and head north towards King Shaka Airport. Hang a couple rights, wax up and paddle out. Get blown out of a 5ft mud box and continue to get shacked for another 3hrs. Go in, dry up, stroll across the road to the nearest watering hole. Smash 2 peroni draughts and a styvy red while listening to a 1 man band.

Try to string together all the sessions snap shots in your mind. Smile. Perv at waitress.Down your last sip. Head to the bottle store grab some cane & cream soda. Hit the couch. Put your feet up. Watch 2 GREAT games of rugby. Celebrate the first ever super 14 all south African final!

Wake up. Rub eyes. rub crotch. Fart. Have shower. Race to Gateway. Open Channel Islands store. Sigh. Try again to string together barrel snap shots in your mind.smile..Smile again at poison hunny looking at shaping machine.

I feel rejuvenated.