KC and Slade-O have got it dialled. They sit in front of the life guard shack and surf all day long. Casey lives on 2 boiled eggs (R3.00) and 2 slices of toast (R1.00) from his ‘secret breakfast spot’ and sucks on chocolate eclairs for desert. His new blonde haircut (straight to DVD) is kiff. But here’s the scam - if you order the combo deal Beach Breakfast (2 eggs and 2 slices of toast )- it’s R12.50. BUT - if you order a side order of 2 eggs and 2 slices of toast - it’s R4.00). So it’s not like McDonalds where the Meal Deals are cheaper!  I’m laughing at him as he tells me this, and Slade looks at me in all seriousness and asks what I am laughing at. “I promise you Duff, KC’s secret breakfast spot is good” - says Slade. Casey is ripping at the moment - good powerful clean surfing. Slade-O is on anything that’s rideable - 2ft insiders to 6ft on the bricks - the kid charges. That’s how these ferrets roll. Myself and Paul Daniel (the handsomest man in all the land) kicked it with the grom-fucks for an afternoon on Saturday - I am still in recovery (7 hours surfing) and the last I heard from Handsome Dan he was BBMing me pics from his loo of a Quik Ad with a 19 year old charging Tahiti.

This is what you get when you eat 2 eggs and 2 slices of toast from the secret breakfast joint.

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